Three men were drunk and they stopped ataxi to take them to Brooklyn.....the taxi driver realize that they were drunk and not in theirminds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them:"we have arrived Sirs"......

The first man gave him money.....
The second one thanked the taxi driver.....
The third one slapped him (the taxi driver)

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them hadrealized that the car didn’t move an inch.....but he faked surprise and askedthe third man who slapped him: "what was that for?"

The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time, you nearly killedus!!!"